I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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Girls should come with a carfax report
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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