using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
did you just send me my own nude
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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