I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
be right there i have to get my cape
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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