i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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