So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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