We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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