he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Randomize