I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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