i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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