I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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