um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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