Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's never too late to be topless.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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