I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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