So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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