Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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