i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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