My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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