Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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