just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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