You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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