Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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