so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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