We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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