You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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