there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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