Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just want to make out with him forever
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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