are you so shy because you have an std?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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