...so i touched it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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