she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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