Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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