is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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