i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Boobs are out for the taking
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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