think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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