Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
there is glitter all over my balls
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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