What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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