Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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