ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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