i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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