Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The ass gains better be worth it
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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