im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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