I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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