pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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