you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So much Jack, so little girl.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize
