We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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