i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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