Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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