But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dear god my vagina.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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