its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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