Barsexuality is the new black.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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