i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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