glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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