Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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