No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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