Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i would one night stand the shit outta him
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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