That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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