Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
