All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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